Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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