I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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