I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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