I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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