He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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