Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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