But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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