Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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