I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
be right there i have to get my cape
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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