everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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