I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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