You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My bed smells like the plague
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