They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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