Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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