Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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