: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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