she looked like the bat from fern gully.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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