He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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