some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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