What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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