Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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