I love black thongs
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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