I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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