I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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