so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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