she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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