Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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