is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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