I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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