I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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