these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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