can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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