he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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