Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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