I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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