Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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