I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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