He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
