Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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