ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Randomize
