i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I love you.
Bad choice
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