his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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