Its about making memories worth repressing
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.