i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I CAN MOONWALK!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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