I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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