I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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