I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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