He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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