You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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