So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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