Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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