Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
me + whiskey = a bad person
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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