Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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